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2011 Biggest Loser contestants, The Challenor family. Picture: Channel Ten Source: news.com.au
Mike & Molly is a new comedy on Channel Nine about a working class Chicago couple who find love at an Overeaters Anonymous meeting. Picture: CBS Source: news.com.au
IN 2011, audiences can look forward to a slew of new small-screen weight-focused series ready to be served up.
The networks have bet on our hunger for the genre in the past, with shows like Too Fat for 15, Dance Your Arse Off and Fat and Fatter having already aired on our screens.
Sunday night saw the sixth season of The Biggest Loser kick off, with four families going head to head in their battle of the bulge. The episode picked up 1.356 million viewers, up from last year’s season premiere that was watched by an audience of 1.17 million.
Next week, Channel 9 debuts Mike and Molly, a sitcom about a working class couple who meet at Overeaters Anonymous. Notching up more than 12 million viewers each week in the US, 9 will be betting that the series’ formula will prove a ratings winner here.
If Mike and Molly whet the appetite of viewers, there’s a whole heap more in this genre just waiting to be plated for local audiences. Among them:
Huge €“ A fictional series that follows eight teens who are sent to a summer weight-loss camp called Camp Victory “as they look beneath the surface to discover their true selves and the truth about each other.”
I Used to Be Fat – A documentary series profiling teenagers desperate to lose weight before they head off to College, providing “an inspirational and intimate account of their emotional and physical transformation.”
Heavy – A docudrama following individuals who overcome life-threatening consequences that result from their obesity over a six month period.
More to Love – A reality series, similar in concept to the dating competition The Bachelor, which givesಔ plus-size women the opportunity to find a relationship with a plus-size man.
Supersize vs Superskinny – An obese person and an underweight person are put in a clinic together and made to swap diets and lifestyles for a week so that they can “learn” about each other’s bad habits.
X-Weighted – Documentary series following adult Canadians as they fight their war on fat over four to six months.
The Last 10 Pounds – Women motivated by fitting into an outfit for a special event (eg wedding) are put through an intense fitness and nutrition bootcamp that “dramatically resizes them in record time.”
Big Medicine – Reality television show that examines the effects of gastric banding surgery, conducted by a father and son surgical team on their obese patients.
Ruby- Reality series following Ruby Gettinger from Savannah, Georgia as she attempts to lose weight. Ruby starts the show weighing more than 200kg (she originally weighed over 317kg.)
Shedding for the Wedding – US reality series follows 10 overweight couples as they attempt to lose the unwanted weight and win their dream wedding.
Village on a Diet – The entire population of Taylor, British Columbia goes on a diet in a quest to lose 1 ton in 10 weeks.
Too Fat for 15 â Reality show set at the Wellspring Academy in North Carolina, where overweight teens fight the battle of the bulge.
Celebrity Fit Club – Reality series which follows eight overweight, but formerly toned, celebrities in their slim down. Shows that have already been dished up:
Fat and Fatter This reality series introduces overweight Brits to extremely obese people in different countries around the world in an attempt to shock the UK cast members into changing their lifestyle. Â
Fat Camp- MTV follows teens at an American fat camp as they struggle to slim down.
Dance Your Arse Off – A reality competition series which sees overweight competitors paired with professional dancers in hope of impressing judges and losing weight during the process.
Fat Actress – An American sitcom loosely based on the life of overweight Hollywood actress Kirstie Alley.
Have Your Say: Weightloss TV shows, do we love them or loathe them?
2011 Biggest Loser contestants, The Challenor family. Picture: Channel Ten Source: news.com.au
Mike & Molly is a new comedy on Channel Nine about a working class Chicago couple who find love at an Overeaters Anonymous meeting. Picture: CBS Source: news.com.au
IN 2011, audiences can look forward to a slew of new small-screen weight-focused series ready to be served up.
The networks have bet on our hunger for the genre in the past, with shows like Too Fat for 15, Dance Your Arse Off and Fat and Fatter having already aired on our screens.
Sunday night saw the sixth season of The Biggest Loser kick off, with four families going head to head in their battle of the bulge. The episode picked up 1.356 million viewers, up from last year’s season premiere that was watched by an audience of 1.17 million.
Next week, Channel 9 debuts Mike and Molly, a sitcom about a working class couple who meet at Overeaters Anonymous. Notching up more than 12 million viewers each week in the US, 9 will be betting that the series’ formula will prove a ratings winner here.
If Mike and Molly whet the appetite of viewers, there’s a whole heap more in this genre just waiting to be plated for local audiences. Among them:
Huge €“ A fictional series that follows eight teens who are sent to a summer weight-loss camp called Camp Victory “as they look beneath the surface to discover their true selves and the truth about each other.”
I Used to Be Fat – A documentary series profiling teenagers desperate to lose weight before they head off to College, providing “an inspirational and intimate account of their emotional and physical transformation.”
Heavy – A docudrama following individuals who overcome life-threatening consequences that result from their obesity over a six month period.
More to Love – A reality series, similar in concept to the dating competition The Bachelor, which givesಔ plus-size women the opportunity to find a relationship with a plus-size man.
Supersize vs Superskinny – An obese person and an underweight person are put in a clinic together and made to swap diets and lifestyles for a week so that they can “learn” about each other’s bad habits.
X-Weighted – Documentary series following adult Canadians as they fight their war on fat over four to six months.
The Last 10 Pounds – Women motivated by fitting into an outfit for a special event (eg wedding) are put through an intense fitness and nutrition bootcamp that “dramatically resizes them in record time.”
Big Medicine – Reality television show that examines the effects of gastric banding surgery, conducted by a father and son surgical team on their obese patients.
Ruby- Reality series following Ruby Gettinger from Savannah, Georgia as she attempts to lose weight. Ruby starts the show weighing more than 200kg (she originally weighed over 317kg.)
Shedding for the Wedding – US reality series follows 10 overweight couples as they attempt to lose the unwanted weight and win their dream wedding.
Village on a Diet – The entire population of Taylor, British Columbia goes on a diet in a quest to lose 1 ton in 10 weeks.
Too Fat for 15 â Reality show set at the Wellspring Academy in North Carolina, where overweight teens fight the battle of the bulge.
Celebrity Fit Club – Reality series which follows eight overweight, but formerly toned, celebrities in their slim down. Shows that have already been dished up:
Fat and Fatter This reality series introduces overweight Brits to extremely obese people in different countries around the world in an attempt to shock the UK cast members into changing their lifestyle. Â
Fat Camp- MTV follows teens at an American fat camp as they struggle to slim down.
Dance Your Arse Off – A reality competition series which sees overweight competitors paired with professional dancers in hope of impressing judges and losing weight during the process.
Fat Actress – An American sitcom loosely based on the life of overweight Hollywood actress Kirstie Alley.
Have Your Say: Weightloss TV shows, do we love them or loathe them?
Sam Biddle
—I jumped into the internet ball pit of online dating as a free, simple way of getting over my last girlfriend. It was great! It was convenient, quick, and distracting. And then I read a bad review about myself online.
My roommate IMed me a link to a girl—who we, by a strange twist of fate and internet tragedy, had last year both latched onto via OK Cupid—and her account of the experience on her blog.
Oh gentle Christ.
After gulping several times, I read it. The experience of reading about yourself online, especially under the guise of a pseudonym, was surreal enough, even on the personal blog of some girl you never talk to anymore.
But reading somewhat vivid descriptions of your personal online conversations, text exchanges, and digital courtship was something else. Especially given that I came out looking like a dick.
I was described as having gone “radio silent,” accused of avoiding hanging out with her despite the fact that our “offices were less than a mile in walking distance.” Ours was, she said, a “passionate cyber-meeting turned cyber-fueled fling that couldn’t sustain itself. What was missing was the human part of it. When Stan [me] stopped talking to me out of nowhere, he later apologized over G-chat for his behavior.” She concludes that “You really don’t know what ultimately drives people to join dating sites and the kinds of people you’re going to meet.”
I had been turned into a cautionary tale. And, for the record, I never sexted her. At least I’m pretty sure I didn’t.
This is a weird way to find out you’ve hurt someone. But why should it be surprising? OK Cupid (and the rest of the bunch) abstract the human element away from love and sex. And that’s fine! Desirable at times, even. We’re living in an abstracted age, where conversations are condensed and pictures are cropped and feelings often don’t matter. The crevasse between someone’s decent OK Cupid profile and caring about an actual human being is a wide one—and the simplicity of dating sites doesn’t prepare you for the leap. Of the online dates I used to go on, their terminuses weren’t some shouting match or personality clash. It was just apathy. Meeting people in real life is tough! That’s why dating sites make money. We don’t like tough. But these flings disintegrate as easily as they form, victims of their own convenience.
And they make it easier to hurt someone, because, truthfully, you never cared that much to begin with. When canceling a date is as easy as canceling an Amazon shipment, what are we to expect from each other? People come off as bitchy and rude and careless because the internet lets us be this way—because we demand it! Is this good? Is it even sustainable? I’m not sure. But I am pretty sure that I never sexted that girl. Really. I mean come on.
Sam Biddle
—I jumped into the internet ball pit of online dating as a free, simple way of getting over my last girlfriend. It was great! It was convenient, quick, and distracting. And then I read a bad review about myself online.
My roommate IMed me a link to a girl—who we, by a strange twist of fate and internet tragedy, had last year both latched onto via OK Cupid—and her account of the experience on her blog.
Oh gentle Christ.
After gulping several times, I read it. The experience of reading about yourself online, especially under the guise of a pseudonym, was surreal enough, even on the personal blog of some girl you never talk to anymore.
But reading somewhat vivid descriptions of your personal online conversations, text exchanges, and digital courtship was something else. Especially given that I came out looking like a dick.
I was described as having gone “radio silent,” accused of avoiding hanging out with her despite the fact that our “offices were less than a mile in walking distance.” Ours was, she said, a “passionate cyber-meeting turned cyber-fueled fling that couldn’t sustain itself. What was missing was the human part of it. When Stan [me] stopped talking to me out of nowhere, he later apologized over G-chat for his behavior.” She concludes that “You really don’t know what ultimately drives people to join dating sites and the kinds of people you’re going to meet.”
I had been turned into a cautionary tale. And, for the record, I never sexted her. At least I’m pretty sure I didn’t.
This is a weird way to find out you’ve hurt someone. But why should it be surprising? OK Cupid (and the rest of the bunch) abstract the human element away from love and sex. And that’s fine! Desirable at times, even. We’re living in an abstracted age, where conversations are condensed and pictures are cropped and feelings often don’t matter. The crevasse between someone’s decent OK Cupid profile and caring about an actual human being is a wide one—and the simplicity of dating sites doesn’t prepare you for the leap. Of the online dates I used to go on, their terminuses weren’t some shouting match or personality clash. It was just apathy. Meeting people in real life is tough! That’s why dating sites make money. We don’t like tough. But these flings disintegrate as easily as they form, victims of their own convenience.
And they make it easier to hurt someone, because, truthfully, you never cared that much to begin with. When canceling a date is as easy as canceling an Amazon shipment, what are we to expect from each other? People come off as bitchy and rude and careless because the internet lets us be this way—because we demand it! Is this good? Is it even sustainable? I’m not sure. But I am pretty sure that I never sexted that girl. Really. I mean come on.
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