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Tara Perry AKA The Movie Maven travels to Austin, Texas for the 2010 SXSW Festival and talks with the cast of Kick Ass at the red carpet premiere at the Paramount Theatre. Tara talks with McLovin’, Aaron Johnson, Clark Duke, and Director Matthew Vaughn.
Tara Perry AKA The Movie Maven travels to Austin, Texas for the 2010 SXSW Festival and talks with the cast of Kick Ass at the red carpet premiere at the Paramount Theatre. Tara talks with McLovin’, Aaron Johnson, Clark Duke, and Director Matthew Vaughn.
A free basketball camp is giving diabetic children the chance to learn how to manage their disease while learning the fundamentals of the sport.
The Moses E. Cheeks Slam Dunk for Diabetes Basketball Camp, to be held from 8:30 a.m. until 12:30 p.m. Saturday at the University of Illinois Springfield Recreation and Athletic Center, is a basketball camp like no other, according to Jim Kelley, Bank of Springfield’s vice president of business services. It’s a chance for kids to learn that they’re not alone in dealing with diabetes.
“It’s really not about basketball,” said Kelley, whose 13-year-old son has diabetes and has attended the camp in Chicago the past four years. “It’s about you can be a kid, you can have diabetes, and you can still go out there and be energetic and compete. When the coach blows the whistle and says it’s time to test your blood sugar, you’re not the only one on the court who has to test your blood sugar.”
Campers should arrive at the gym by 8:15 a.m. Saturday outfitted for basketball.
When they arrive, the children will go to a check station to register and then inside the gym and have their blood sugar tested and logged.
A basketball will be given to each camper.
Blood sugar testing is scheduled throughout the morning. If children need their blood sugar tested more often, they can go to the testing station.
All campers must undergo another blood sugar test before leaving camp.
“If you’re a little bit high, you get insulin to bring your blood sugar down,” Kelley said. “If you’re low, then you get carbs to get your blood sugar numbers back up.€
Family members are welcome to watch.
The Chicago-based camp was founded by Monica Joyce, a registered dietitian and certified diabetes educator, who learned during the early 2000s that one of her patients was the wife of a man who was on the Chicago Bulls board of directors.
Soon after, she learned another patient was Moses Cheeks, the father of NBA coach and former player Maurice Cheeks. Moses Cheeks was recovering from pancreatic cancer and had Type 1 diabetes.
The inaugural camp, which took place in August 2004, was paid for by the Chicago Bulls. Moses Cheeks died in July 2005, one day before the second annual camp was to begin in Chicago.
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Want to go?
What: Moses E. Cheeks Slam Dunk for Diabetes Basketball Camp
Who: Children ages 5-18
Where: UIS Recreation & Athletic Center, University Drive
When: Registration at 8:15 a.m.; camp from 8:30 a.m. until 12:30 p.m.
How to enroll: Call Jim Kelley at 899-1190 to ask about availability
A free basketball camp is giving diabetic children the chance to learn how to manage their disease while learning the fundamentals of the sport.
The Moses E. Cheeks Slam Dunk for Diabetes Basketball Camp, to be held from 8:30 a.m. until 12:30 p.m. Saturday at the University of Illinois Springfield Recreation and Athletic Center, is a basketball camp like no other, according to Jim Kelley, Bank of Springfield’s vice president of business services. It’s a chance for kids to learn that they’re not alone in dealing with diabetes.
“It’s really not about basketball,” said Kelley, whose 13-year-old son has diabetes and has attended the camp in Chicago the past four years. “It’s about you can be a kid, you can have diabetes, and you can still go out there and be energetic and compete. When the coach blows the whistle and says it’s time to test your blood sugar, you’re not the only one on the court who has to test your blood sugar.”
Campers should arrive at the gym by 8:15 a.m. Saturday outfitted for basketball.
When they arrive, the children will go to a check station to register and then inside the gym and have their blood sugar tested and logged.
A basketball will be given to each camper.
Blood sugar testing is scheduled throughout the morning. If children need their blood sugar tested more often, they can go to the testing station.
All campers must undergo another blood sugar test before leaving camp.
“If you’re a little bit high, you get insulin to bring your blood sugar down,” Kelley said. “If you’re low, then you get carbs to get your blood sugar numbers back up.€
Family members are welcome to watch.
The Chicago-based camp was founded by Monica Joyce, a registered dietitian and certified diabetes educator, who learned during the early 2000s that one of her patients was the wife of a man who was on the Chicago Bulls board of directors.
Soon after, she learned another patient was Moses Cheeks, the father of NBA coach and former player Maurice Cheeks. Moses Cheeks was recovering from pancreatic cancer and had Type 1 diabetes.
The inaugural camp, which took place in August 2004, was paid for by the Chicago Bulls. Moses Cheeks died in July 2005, one day before the second annual camp was to begin in Chicago.
***
Want to go?
What: Moses E. Cheeks Slam Dunk for Diabetes Basketball Camp
Who: Children ages 5-18
Where: UIS Recreation & Athletic Center, University Drive
When: Registration at 8:15 a.m.; camp from 8:30 a.m. until 12:30 p.m.
How to enroll: Call Jim Kelley at 899-1190 to ask about availability
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Chronic pain patient Sharon Denny had a sledding accident when she was just a teen.
“I had my first back surgery at the age of 30 and still had chronic pain and leg problems throughout my life on,” she said.
Sharon’s story is common. Even after decades of treatment, occupational therapy, physical therapy, back surgeries and even potent pain killers have provided little relief.
Now, Denny has a spinal cord stimulator implanted in her back.
“Spinal cord stimulation is use of electrical currents, applied to areas around the spinal cord that produce a very pleasant sensation that overlaps or overcomes the painful sensation,” Pain Management Specialist Dr. Trip Gordon said.
“I feel like it broke the cycle of pain,” Gordon said.
It begins with a seven-day trial. A temporary stimulator is placed in the spinal canal, near the nerves where it interrupts pain signals.
The pain is replaced with a gentle vibration and 80 percent of patients move to the permanent implant. The small battery is placed either in the patient’s lower back, buttocks or upper chest where most patients don’t notice it.
Patients have the ability to increase or decrease the amount of stimulation. In fact, there are billions of programs patients can choose from, depending on their level of activity.
And with just a swipe of a magnetic wand over the battery, Sharon is ready to go without her pain pills.
“I am not depressed. I’m not lying on my couch thinking everyone is out there living and I am out there living now,” Denny said.
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Chronic pain patient Sharon Denny had a sledding accident when she was just a teen.
“I had my first back surgery at the age of 30 and still had chronic pain and leg problems throughout my life on,” she said.
Sharon’s story is common. Even after decades of treatment, occupational therapy, physical therapy, back surgeries and even potent pain killers have provided little relief.
Now, Denny has a spinal cord stimulator implanted in her back.
“Spinal cord stimulation is use of electrical currents, applied to areas around the spinal cord that produce a very pleasant sensation that overlaps or overcomes the painful sensation,” Pain Management Specialist Dr. Trip Gordon said.
“I feel like it broke the cycle of pain,” Gordon said.
It begins with a seven-day trial. A temporary stimulator is placed in the spinal canal, near the nerves where it interrupts pain signals.
The pain is replaced with a gentle vibration and 80 percent of patients move to the permanent implant. The small battery is placed either in the patient’s lower back, buttocks or upper chest where most patients don’t notice it.
Patients have the ability to increase or decrease the amount of stimulation. In fact, there are billions of programs patients can choose from, depending on their level of activity.
And with just a swipe of a magnetic wand over the battery, Sharon is ready to go without her pain pills.
“I am not depressed. I’m not lying on my couch thinking everyone is out there living and I am out there living now,” Denny said.
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I do not argue in public but people voted for me and will want to know my side.
For the record the backstage person is in charge of one other person and together they change the set which in this production is not required. All they have to do is arrange the banister rail for Mrs. Porter to fall through in the 2nd act and which tonight FELL OFF in the 1st act and made us look COMPLETE FOOLS and GAVE AWAY what was going to HAPPEN. Will he get a note tomorrow morning? I rather think so, you D.U.M.M.Y.
If you saw I said wanted a speaking part that was when I was at drama school. I play one of the leads in this touring production. I am not very happy tonight so no questions to ask. Thank you again. ‘night.
I do not argue in public but people voted for me and will want to know my side.
For the record the backstage person is in charge of one other person and together they change the set which in this production is not required. All they have to do is arrange the banister rail for Mrs. Porter to fall through in the 2nd act and which tonight FELL OFF in the 1st act and made us look COMPLETE FOOLS and GAVE AWAY what was going to HAPPEN. Will he get a note tomorrow morning? I rather think so, you D.U.M.M.Y.
If you saw I said wanted a speaking part that was when I was at drama school. I play one of the leads in this touring production. I am not very happy tonight so no questions to ask. Thank you again. ‘night.
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